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WHAT I WANT IN A MAN...



Original List: age (20 something)

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6 In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8.. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Can tow a Caravan
4. Can cook a BBQ
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Appreciates a good TV dinner
7. Helps with the housework


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where I have put things
3. Can still tow a van without causing chaos on the road
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Doesn't notice my facial hair and wrinkles
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Stops trying to tell jokes


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
3. Remembers where we both live.


Send this to the women who will enjoy reading it and to the men who can handle it!

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000...00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN.SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS!

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pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
We sure are;)
♥hugs♥
ckll
Oct. 11th, 2010 11:11 am (UTC)
I laugh so much with the group of age 72 :D
pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 01:59 pm (UTC)
Stay away from that age group;)
♥hugs♥
woman_of_
Oct. 11th, 2010 11:38 am (UTC)
Yes, I think that reality would kill the mid-life crisis on the head.

LoL
pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 01:59 pm (UTC)
LOL me too;)
♥hugs♥
asaneismrnuts
Oct. 11th, 2010 11:45 am (UTC)
AMEN!!!!

du er lidt min helt!

Det er sjovt hvordan ens ønsker/krav kan ændre sig. Personlig ville jeg være SÅ meget på røven hvis jeg skulle ud og finde mig en ny mand. Aner ikke hvordan jeg fik fat på ham jeg allerede har! LOL
pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 02:02 pm (UTC)
*bukker* Tusind takker♥
LOL ja det er derfor jeg helt har opgivet. Jeg bliver Miss Havisham, bare uden brudekjolen, og vil bruge mit liv til at lære Sarah hvor forfærdelige drenge er;)
♥klemmer♥
asaneismrnuts
Oct. 11th, 2010 02:18 pm (UTC)
*Tina kan desværre ikke komme til telefonen lige nu for hun er travlt optaget med at ligge død på gulvet pga. Sams krop*
HOLD DA OP! Endnu engang MANGE GANGE tillykke til Mrs Padalecki. Heldige HELDIGE KONE!

LOL Miss Havisham gav mig totalt flashback til 'red sky at morning'. Tror aldrig jeg har læst "Great Expectations"...

pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 04:11 pm (UTC)
LOL undskyld;)
cha har lavet en masse fine icons, hvis du mangler;)
Ja "Gert" er en god Miss Havisham, stakkels Sammy.
Hvis du får tid skal du læse den, den er rigtig god...men jeg elsker altså også Charles Dickens;)
♥krammer♥
honeyjojames
Oct. 11th, 2010 01:10 pm (UTC)
*giggles* Oh that's awesome! I needed that laugh today!
*smishes you*
pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 02:03 pm (UTC)
♥kisses♥
Glad I could make you laugh.
Are you feeling better honey?
♥hugs and love
honeyjojames
Oct. 12th, 2010 09:50 am (UTC)
*cuddles tightly* I'm okay, thanks sweetie! Nothing is really sorted out yet, but it's a new week and it can't be as bad as last week!
alena2b
Oct. 11th, 2010 01:13 pm (UTC)
LMAO!
pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 02:03 pm (UTC)
^^
shanachie_quill
Oct. 11th, 2010 03:20 pm (UTC)
LOL gee maybe I should send this to my sister who just got married.
pippii
Oct. 11th, 2010 03:25 pm (UTC)
LOL she would be happy;)
So how was the wedding?? I saw your dress and you was so gorgeous.
♥hugs
shanachie_quill
Oct. 11th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
She'd be amused anyway.

It was nice...a bit cold, but nice. Aw thank you. I've got new pictures but I need to edit them a bit and get them off my camera and sort through them. *hugs*
burned_phoenix
Oct. 11th, 2010 04:45 pm (UTC)
nice one, darling! :D
pippii
Oct. 12th, 2010 12:54 pm (UTC)
Thank you honey♥
Hugs
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pippii
Oct. 12th, 2010 12:55 pm (UTC)
LOL Ja den er god..de tror de er så kloge de stakkels mænd, men......
♥klemmer
angels_cordy
Oct. 11th, 2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaha
AWESOME
You ROCK
*huggles*
pippii
Oct. 12th, 2010 12:55 pm (UTC)
Lol
Glad I could make you laugh Angel♥
Hugs and love♥
ala_tariel
Oct. 12th, 2010 11:20 am (UTC)
I love age 32! :D:D:D:D
pippii
Oct. 12th, 2010 12:56 pm (UTC)
Me too;)
♥hugs♥
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